I have come to the conclusion as follows: facebook is worthless, granted staying "connected" with every is "cool" and whatnot; however, I just find people annoying. Yes yes I know, then why did I accept their friend requests, or, it sure says volumes about you in regards to how all your friends on facebook despise you poor bastard. I do enjoy keeping tabs on everyone, in part because I enjoy observing how people decide to display themselves to others via this social network, and I am friends with several people just for this benefit; of course being friend with Kelli Twigg is one enormous visual benefit, that should go without saying. The overwhelming majority of my friends I do not vocally (or textually) converse with on a daily or evenly monthly basis. As in actual social interactions, I find myself filled with awkward sensations when attempting to create a new "status update." Should I say something meaningful? No, I don't want all these pseudofriends receiving access to my personal thoughts, emotions, and feelings. Those are sacred nuggets granted to only those whom I deem worthy, which, sadly, are few and far between. Perhaps I could post something funny and indicative of my charming whit! Wait, no; most of my humor is trapped within the mind of a teenager forever giggling over fart jokes and the word boobs. If my humor is not rooted in elementary school bathroom jokes, it is constantly saturated with allusions to comicbook superheros, nerdy one liners, and when all else fails, "that's what she said" or my favorite, "no u." I have have found that such post only further alienate me from my facebook friends. Many people simply do not get my simple jokes, which cause me to refrain from future witty delights. May be I should tell others about my day, or better yet express my plans for upcoming days! No, that won't do;
more forthcoming, the sleep pills are making their presence felt rather intensely this evening. ah yes, quite good, quite good indeed
I shall fall asleep listening to Dr House solve one of his many puzzles, or perhaps listening to the epic adventures of a hobbit and a mystical ring, oh Aragorn, epic is your middle name, along with bad-ass.
Shit, sleep overwhelms me, much as your presence super saturates my senses as you skillfully maneuver throughout the environment, allthewhile concealing your ever so beautiful existence, yeah something like that must sound profound, which means it must have meaning.
miserable men make most minute memories momentous
no u
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